You know those light-up reindeer that move that have become so popular on the front lawns of suburban America?

After seeing a display of them at the Home Despot, I keep thinking that someone with more time, energy, and front yard should get a flock of them and either animate them together in some eerie way as if they were watching a very slow tennis match across the street, or better that they should be reworked as more interesting, fantastic creatures. A few more lights, a little duct tape and wire -- you could really do something swell with these.